That moment when your mother gives you a lecture...
evrel: This blog sucks. Don’t follow it.
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
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When that one dumb kid in class keeps asking the... →
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so I wonder what it's like for their kids
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Daughter: But Mom I’m too lazy to clean my r- Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on- Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM Peeta: ALSO Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE Daughter: Dad why are you even- Peeta: MY LEG...