‘Fuck You’ is a statement, not an offer.– Dariel M.
when you see something you like at the store
marrolee: swaggeronparis: piercing-whore: you approach your mom like: and she looks at you like: and you show it to her with a smile: then shes all like: then you look at her like: and shes like: and when she finally says yes your like: ^totally accurate 100% TRUE. :D haha. I miss shopping with my mom XD Agreed.
Mom: Honey, I'm going sjkdksdha ahdjkqhd ydksdjkad...
Me: Ok, mom 5 minutes later… Me: ……….. Where’s my mom?
When a teacher asks you to sit up front
BITCH I SIT IN THE BACK FOR A REASON. I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOUR WRINKLY ASS FACE IN HD.
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
suju-is-our-drug: I love my mom. I am risking nothing i love my mommmy :3 and the first gif made me pee. NOT MY MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY REBLOGGING FOR THE GIFS LMAO ! XDDDD not risking.
In their last moments, people show you who they really are.– The Joker
Sometimes my wishes that become reality turn into nightmares.– D’rayxa Diaz
I believe being alone and solitude are two very different things. When two...– Kyuugou
When you’ve held love hidden in your heart for so long, you’ll get...– Kyuugou
When you go to a friend's house to study:
-pau-pau-: At first: After ten minutes:
Most sasunaru/narusasu fan's reaction:
fuckyeahanimegod: FAN♥GIRLS: True
Love isn’t something a human needs to survive from. It isn’t water,...– D’rayxa Diaz
Don’t come to my grave, i shall not be there. All you will find is my...– D’rayxa Diaz
A man in a black suit is just a man with out any purpose in life. Most of the...– D’rayxa Diaz
whisperstomyself: *looking over the questions*
Calling Ootsuki Miu →
Lol he is so honest XD
Me in a zombie apocalypse:
werelikekidsinlove: Expectation: Reality:
Let’s keep a secret between you and me, we are not humans. We are monsters...– D’rayxa Diaz
The longest book is from the beginning of our birth till our death. I do believe...– D’rayxa Diaz
Love is bigger than you and me, it is also much honest than you and me.– D’rayxa Diaz
El amor es mas grande que tu y yo, tambien es mas honesto que tu y yo.– D’rayxa Diaz
No guy is worth your tears & the one who is won’t make you cry.
Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it.– George Santayana
An artist is a dreamer consenting to dream of the actual world.– George Santayana